shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster
charmancler:

there are actual tears in my eyes
spoopying:

"man this essay is taking forever"
aarteries:

Sometimes you just want someone to drive with and show them your favorite songs.
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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